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♪ I'm goin' down to South
Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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Sync and corrections by rickSG
www.addic7ed.com
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All right, guys.
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Now let's go back and
talk about infinitives.
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Remember... Those are verbs
combined with the word "to."
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[Whispering] Oh, my [bleep] God.
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Now, usually, an
infinitive acts like a noun,
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as in "I want to go out to eat,"
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or "I hope to be chosen today."
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[Whispering] What?!
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- I'm so bored, dude.
- Now, usually, it isn't common
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to split "to" and the
verb, but sometimes you can.
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[Normal voice] Knock it off!
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Is there a problem, guys?
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Go get my pen, fat ass!
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I'm am not your slave, Kyle.
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Go get my pen!
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MR. MACKEY: Attention, students.
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Kyle Broflovski, report to
the principal's office, please.
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[Laughs] PC Principal
wants to see you, Kyle!
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Kyle Broflovski to the
principal's office. M'kay?
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God damn it.
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Have fun, dude.
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[Sighs deeply]
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Oh, Kyle, [chuckles nervously]
uh, thank you for coming.
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Where's PC Principal?
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I think he's finally lost it, Kyle.
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He and his PC buddies
are on a hunger strike.
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They're calling for
people's resignations!
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Kyle, PC Principal had problems
with Jimmy and with Leslie,
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and now they're missing. M'kay?
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Nobody knows where they are.
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That's what happens.
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You go against PC, and
you just end up missing.
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[Shuddering] M'kay.
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What are you talking about?
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PC Principal had
issues with them, m'kay?
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And he had issues with you, Kyle.
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Whatever's going on...
it's pretty damn scary.
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[Whirring]
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JIMMY: For years, mankind has
tried to rid the world of ads.
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For our ancestors, ads
couldn't be avoided.
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But everyone knew what
was an ad and what wasn't.
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After many years,
mankind invented cable,
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a way to pay for television
so there would be no ads.
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But somehow, the ads still found a way.
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And so mankind invented TiVo,
a way to skip past commercials.
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[Pop]
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Finally, it appeared
to be the end of ads.
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And everywhere, people rejoiced.
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The ads were stopped. Or so it seemed...
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With the rise of the Internet,
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suddenly the ads had an
en-entirely new way to attack us...
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Pop-ups.
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The top scientific minds
were brought together
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to find a way to stop
the ads once and for all.
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They invented the ad blocker.
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Suddenly, there were no
ads on phones, on computers.
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And everywhere, people rejoiced.
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But the ads adapted.
They became s-smarter.
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They disguised themselves as news.
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All around the world,
people read news stories
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completely unaware
they were reading ads.
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And now, the ads have taken the
next step in their evolution.
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They have taken human form.
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Ads are among us.
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They could be your
friend, your g-gardener.
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The ads are trying to wipe us out.
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The question is how?
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So, um...[clears throat]
South Park kind of sucks now.
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You guys want to bail?
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- What?!
- What are you talking about?
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It's just, you know, used to
be nice and laid back here,
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but now it's all "ngh," you know?
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Like... Like now
everybody's all, "ngh-ngh."
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Let's bail. You want to bail, Stan?
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No, I don't.
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What's going on, Randy?
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Nothing! I just... You know,
we don't have to live here.
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We could live anywhere!
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Last month, all you could talk about
was how great this town had become.
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What changed your mind?
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We can't afford it.
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We can't afford it?
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All these fancy new
restaurants and shops
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and everyone wants to live here.
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A bowl of City Beef costs 10
bucks now, for Christ's sake.
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And there's nowhere to
shop but stupid Whole Foods.
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Well, we'll just have to
stop going to those places.
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I had to take out a second
mortgage on the house.
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You what?!
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I had to Sharon! It isn't my fault!
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It's the man! Don't you see?
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The man is pricing us
out of our own town.
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It's just my luck.
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I talk to a nice girl,
seem to hit it off,
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and she turns out to just be an ad.
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Well, that's what an ad does.
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She was designed to
entice and manipulate.
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This is such a fantastic
story for the school newspaper.
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Why don't we just run it so
that everybody knows the truth?
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Jimmy, we're newsmen like you.
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For decades, we used
our soft, buttery voices
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to inform the people
about what's happening.
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Then we watched as our entire
industry was taken over by the ads.
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Some of our colleagues were
manipulated into doing the ads' bidding.
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The man who came to your house
with a gun was one of them.
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Our own Kevin Jarvis has more.
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Thanks, Tom. Jimmy, the
man who tried to kill you
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was a Brian Bouyant
of WXNR, Fort Collins.
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When he saw there was
no money in news anymore,
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he sided with the ads
even though he knew
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it meant the destruction of our species.
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- Back to you, Tom.
- Thanks, Kevin.
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The only hope for the truth
to get out there, Jimmy,
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is for you see through
this ad's deception
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and to find out what they're planning.
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Your Super School News
was a threat to them,
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but unless you get this
little bitch to talk,
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we may never know why.
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Dude, Kyle!
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Will you look at this?
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KYLE: "Principal sends two favorite
students on a Disney Cruise.
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This week students Jimmy
Valmer and Leslie Meyers
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are being treated to an
all-expenses-paid vacation
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for their outstanding
school"... What the hell is this?
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It doesn't make any sense, dude.
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PC Principal is using the school
paper to cover something up.
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Yeah, I... I don't want to get involved.
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You don't want to get involved?
Dude, what's wrong with you?
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I've already learned you
can't win against PC Principal.
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You should know, of all people,
since he's converted your dad.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Fellas, we found out
what happened to Jimmy!
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He got to go on a vacation
for being an exemplary student.
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That is not what happened.
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Something is very wrong here.
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We all have to stand up
to PC Principal together.
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Yeah, and wasn't Jimmy the one
in charge of the school newspaper?
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So who's putting this out?
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I like the school paper.
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I like to type with my hands.
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Who told you that the principal
sent Jimmy on a Disney Cruise?
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Uhhhhh...
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Uhhhhh...
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Uh, don't remember.
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You have quotes in here from Jimmy.
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Did you talk to him?
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Uhhhhh...
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Uhhhhh... I like the school paper.
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Come on. We'll get
to the bottom of this.
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Did I do good, computer?
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I think the sponsored
content fooled them.
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I hope I made you happy.
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Can you see me, computer?
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Do you know what I'm thinking right now?
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[Pop]
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Ahh, thanks, computer.
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We have to make sure
nobody recognizes us.
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There's no telling who works for who.
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Here, Caitlyn, I got you
this fake mustache to put on.
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I'm not putting on a
mustache. I'll look silly.
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Oh, that... That's where you
draw the line, huh, Caitlyn?
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Don't be an asshole.
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[Sarcastically] No,
you're right. That's nuts.
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A woman wearing a mustache...
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That's just ridiculous, huh, Cait...
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All right, all right. I'll put it on.
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[Bleep] No, no, please, Cait.
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Don't put on a fake
mustache. That's crazy.
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You don't want people
thinking you're a weirdo.
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I mean, geez.
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[Chuckling] You're such an asshole.
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[Indistinct conversations]
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What the hell is this?
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What have they done to my town?!
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Keep your voice down!
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Since when do we have
a flippin' Whole Foods?!
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Everything's changed.
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Hi, there. You got a
minute for gay rights?
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Gay rights?! Geez, you
already got all those.
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What the hell do you want to do now?
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All right. Your total is $126.39.
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And would you like to give a
dollar to help hungry children
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get iPads to protect your
Internet safe space today?
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I will.
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What the Sam hell is going on?
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Why would anyone think that
I'm on the principal's side?
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I hate the principal.
I think he's a dick.
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So, you don't know anything about the
principal that might be newsworthy?
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Super School News-worthy?
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Just that he hated me and
called me a blabbermouth.
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I don't think I'm a blabbermouth.
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I just like talking to people.
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[Clears throat] Leslie, what
kind of plans do you have?
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Do you have any plans?
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What kind of plans?
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Just, you know, plans.
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Like, what are you
hoping to... accomplish?
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I don't know. What are your plans?
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Well, I want to pursue careers
in both news reporting and comedy.
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[Chuckles] Really? That's... different.
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Yeah, you're pretty
different yourself, Leslie.
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How so?
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I'm starting to think that
maybe all ads aren't so bad.
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Jimmy, you're thinking with your dick.
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- I am not thinking with my dick.
- Yes, you are.
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- No, I just think that she's a...
- Put your dick away.
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She's an emotional,
interesting, caring girl.
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Jim. Jimmy. That's your dick talking.
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Believe me. I know how you feel.
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Ads promise us things.
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Ads are perfect.
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But make no mistake... All ads lie.
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And all ads deceive.
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There... Leslie's
Instagram and her Twitter.
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Last entry was 10 days ago.
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What about Jimmy's?
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Jimmy never used that stuff, remember?
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He said he hated using the Internet.
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How do you hate the Internet?
That's like hating titties.
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What are you doing now?
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I'm just looking for any news articles
or anything about PC Principal.
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[Computer whirring]
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[Muffled] Where did you
say PC Principal was from?
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I think it was Vermont.
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Maybe there's something
from the news in Vermont
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that can give us a clue about...
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God damn it. What the hell is this?
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That's an ad for skiing in Vermont.
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That looks fun!
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Dude! Dude, look at this.
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How PC culture is changing Vermont
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from a state of intolerance to a...
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Dude, there it is again!
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It's that goddamn guitar!
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This ad is [bleep] following me!
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- Just click out of it.
- I'm trying!
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God damn it. Get over here!
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00:10:41,087 --> 00:10:42,420
That's a pretty sweet-looking guitar.
249
00:10:42,505 --> 00:10:43,932
It is pretty cool,
dude. It tunes itself.
250
00:10:44,072 --> 00:10:44,916
How does it do that?
251
00:10:45,048 --> 00:10:47,044
It's this company that does all
kinds of high-tech instruments.
252
00:10:47,196 --> 00:10:48,693
See, look, I'll show you.
253
00:10:49,177 --> 00:10:50,845
Oh, that's sweet. Send me
the link to this so I can...
254
00:10:50,964 --> 00:10:52,213
Oh, dude, that new
"Frankenstein" movie's out.
255
00:10:52,298 --> 00:10:53,214
I totally want to see that.
256
00:10:53,299 --> 00:10:54,465
That movie's gonna suck, dude.
257
00:10:54,550 --> 00:10:56,133
Hit the arrow. I want to
see where it's playing.
258
00:10:56,219 --> 00:10:58,185
Oh, sorry. Wrong arrow button.
259
00:10:58,304 --> 00:10:59,603
Wow! What kind of ice cream is that?
260
00:10:59,689 --> 00:11:01,305
[Laughter]
261
00:11:01,441 --> 00:11:02,974
Yeah, yeah. So... So,
Clyde says to Token,
262
00:11:03,059 --> 00:11:04,358
"Why don't you open a bank
account with your mouth
263
00:11:04,477 --> 00:11:05,643
so I can deposit my dick in it?"
264
00:11:05,728 --> 00:11:07,645
[Laughter]
265
00:11:07,730 --> 00:11:09,313
So then what did Token say?
266
00:11:09,399 --> 00:11:10,481
Token was all like...
267
00:11:10,616 --> 00:11:12,283
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, whoa, whoa.
268
00:11:12,368 --> 00:11:13,284
What the hell are we doing?
269
00:11:13,369 --> 00:11:14,618
Eating ice cream, dipshit.
270
00:11:14,704 --> 00:11:15,953
But what about Jimmy? We were, like,
271
00:11:16,039 --> 00:11:17,989
totally trying to find
out what happened to him.
272
00:11:18,124 --> 00:11:19,707
Whoa.
273
00:11:19,826 --> 00:11:20,791
What the hell just happened?
274
00:11:20,877 --> 00:11:22,043
We got distracted!
275
00:11:22,161 --> 00:11:23,661
We got to get back to that computer!
276
00:11:28,668 --> 00:11:31,135
Now, this here is a dry Riesling.
277
00:11:31,220 --> 00:11:33,637
You're gonna experience
vanilla after tones
278
00:11:33,723 --> 00:11:35,006
and a nutty finish.
279
00:11:35,091 --> 00:11:38,092
You mean like someone put
their balls in the glass?
280
00:11:38,177 --> 00:11:40,177
Nah, like chestnuts, damn it.
281
00:11:40,313 --> 00:11:43,180
I just can't keep up
with this town no more.
282
00:11:43,266 --> 00:11:46,017
Everything's gettin' all nice and fancy.
283
00:11:46,102 --> 00:11:48,019
I swear I'm gonna need
to get a second mortgage
284
00:11:48,154 --> 00:11:50,604
on the ranch just to
pay my daily expenses.
285
00:11:50,690 --> 00:11:52,106
Don't you get it?
286
00:11:52,191 --> 00:11:53,941
That's just what they want.
287
00:11:54,027 --> 00:11:57,445
Nobody cares about the
people who lived here before.
288
00:11:57,530 --> 00:11:59,113
They want us to move
289
00:11:59,198 --> 00:12:00,781
'cause then they want
to knock our houses down
290
00:12:00,867 --> 00:12:03,167
and build more lofts and villas.
291
00:12:03,252 --> 00:12:05,086
All right, Randy, you
should probably lay off
292
00:12:05,204 --> 00:12:07,038
the ol' vine Chatuenuf de Pape.
293
00:12:07,173 --> 00:12:08,339
You'll all see.
294
00:12:08,424 --> 00:12:10,374
Pretty soon, everyone
who used to live here
295
00:12:10,460 --> 00:12:12,176
is gonna have to move,
296
00:12:12,261 --> 00:12:15,046
and we'll all be shopping
at the Safeway again.
297
00:12:17,850 --> 00:12:20,885
♪♪
298
00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:27,141
♪ Where has my town gone? ♪
299
00:12:27,226 --> 00:12:28,225
♪ Where has my... ♪
300
00:12:28,311 --> 00:12:29,276
Oof!
301
00:12:29,395 --> 00:12:30,611
You like apples?
302
00:12:30,730 --> 00:12:31,729
[Groans]
303
00:12:31,864 --> 00:12:33,564
How you like them apples?
304
00:12:33,699 --> 00:12:35,199
Hey, it's Caitlyn Jenner!
305
00:12:36,369 --> 00:12:37,618
Check his ass!
306
00:12:37,737 --> 00:12:39,070
[Muffled] Principal Victoria?
307
00:12:41,157 --> 00:12:43,824
- He's one of them.
- One of what?
308
00:12:43,910 --> 00:12:44,959
Caitlyn.
309
00:12:46,462 --> 00:12:48,079
[Groans]
310
00:12:48,523 --> 00:12:50,798
JIMMY: Okay, Leslie, let's
try a different approach.
311
00:12:50,917 --> 00:12:53,084
Let's say you wanted to
destroy an entire species.
312
00:12:53,219 --> 00:12:54,351
How would you go about it?
313
00:12:54,454 --> 00:12:57,288
Why would I want to
destroy an entire species?
314
00:12:57,390 --> 00:12:59,356
You have the wrong idea about me, Jimmy.
315
00:12:59,459 --> 00:13:00,724
The person trying to change things
316
00:13:00,827 --> 00:13:02,893
and make everything terrible
is the new principal.
317
00:13:02,995 --> 00:13:05,329
And what is the new Principal
trying to do, Leslie?
318
00:13:05,431 --> 00:13:08,641
He's trying to make sure people like
you and me aren't allowed to exist.
319
00:13:08,868 --> 00:13:10,434
I know that you're trying to help.
320
00:13:10,536 --> 00:13:13,003
I know that the newsmen in
there are trying to help, too.
321
00:13:13,362 --> 00:13:17,441
But now I'm going to tell you
something very important, Jimmy.
322
00:13:17,543 --> 00:13:19,376
♪ Like a rock! ♪
323
00:13:19,479 --> 00:13:22,613
♪ I drive a Chevy, I'm a cowboy,
and I drive it like a rock! ♪
324
00:13:22,715 --> 00:13:23,814
What the hell is that?
325
00:13:23,916 --> 00:13:25,716
Tom, it looks like a pop-up ad.
326
00:13:25,818 --> 00:13:27,251
How did an ad get in here?
327
00:13:27,353 --> 00:13:29,253
Let's go to David at the network hub.
328
00:13:29,355 --> 00:13:30,754
No answers here, Tom.
329
00:13:30,857 --> 00:13:32,456
We're trying to correct the problem.
330
00:13:32,558 --> 00:13:33,858
You have to get me out of here, Jimmy.
331
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,259
- They're going to kill me.
- What?
332
00:13:35,361 --> 00:13:37,094
Listen to me carefully,
and don't look at the glass.
333
00:13:37,196 --> 00:13:38,796
I feel something for you
I have never felt before.
334
00:13:38,898 --> 00:13:39,964
I think it's trust.
335
00:13:40,066 --> 00:13:41,298
The men in there are sick with hatred,
336
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:42,900
and as soon as they realize
I have no information,
337
00:13:43,002 --> 00:13:44,902
they are going to burn me.
I've seen them do it to others.
338
00:13:45,004 --> 00:13:46,103
Please, you have to help me, Jimmy.
339
00:13:46,205 --> 00:13:47,771
Don't let them hurt me.
Please don't abandon me.
340
00:13:47,874 --> 00:13:49,807
When the lights go back on,
just look at me and smile.
341
00:13:49,892 --> 00:13:51,942
David, any word on the
pop-up ad situation?
342
00:13:52,028 --> 00:13:53,611
Tom, we've just about got it fixed.
343
00:13:53,696 --> 00:13:55,075
Should be ready now.
344
00:13:56,249 --> 00:13:57,481
And that's really it, Jimmy.
345
00:13:57,617 --> 00:13:59,483
I want to help all of you however I can.
346
00:14:03,089 --> 00:14:05,156
[Laughter]
347
00:14:07,827 --> 00:14:10,744
So, then Token tells Clyde
that if his mouth was a bank,
348
00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:12,880
Clyde's mom would have already
deposited her dick in it,
349
00:14:12,999 --> 00:14:15,166
which is hilarious because
Clyde's mom is dead!
350
00:14:15,251 --> 00:14:18,002
[Laughter]
351
00:14:18,137 --> 00:14:19,253
Wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa.
352
00:14:19,338 --> 00:14:20,588
What the hell are we doing?
353
00:14:20,673 --> 00:14:22,139
We're trying on shoes and
eating chicken nuggets, stupid.
354
00:14:22,225 --> 00:14:23,307
What do you think?
355
00:14:23,392 --> 00:14:27,178
No. That's not what we set out to do.
356
00:14:27,263 --> 00:14:29,513
We were... We were
on Cartman's computer,
357
00:14:29,599 --> 00:14:31,348
looking up news stories
about PC Principal.
358
00:14:31,434 --> 00:14:33,017
Didn't we finish doing that?
359
00:14:33,152 --> 00:14:34,852
No, we didn't.
360
00:14:34,937 --> 00:14:38,322
It's like someone's trying
to distract us because
361
00:14:38,407 --> 00:14:41,025
they're worried what we'll
uncover about PC people.
362
00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:43,661
Yeah, like one of us is
purposely trying to keep us
363
00:14:43,746 --> 00:14:45,863
from digging too deep
because they're afraid.
364
00:14:45,948 --> 00:14:47,248
Why are you looking at me?
365
00:14:47,366 --> 00:14:48,699
Why are you looking at me?
366
00:14:48,834 --> 00:14:51,035
Why isn't anyone looking at me?
367
00:14:56,075 --> 00:14:57,741
[Spits, groans]
368
00:14:57,843 --> 00:14:59,410
Hey [bleep] you.
369
00:14:59,512 --> 00:15:01,111
Wake up, dickhead.
370
00:15:01,214 --> 00:15:03,547
Garrison, what the
hell is wrong with you?
371
00:15:03,649 --> 00:15:05,432
I'll tell you what's wrong with me.
372
00:15:05,551 --> 00:15:07,301
There's enemies to humanity out there,
373
00:15:07,386 --> 00:15:09,186
wanting to put an end to all of us,
374
00:15:09,272 --> 00:15:11,355
and there's assholes
like you helping them out!
375
00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:13,307
I don't know what you're talking about.
376
00:15:13,392 --> 00:15:16,527
Whose idea was it to revitalize
the shitty part of town
377
00:15:16,629 --> 00:15:19,597
into an arts-and-foods
district called ShiTpaTown?
378
00:15:24,704 --> 00:15:26,637
All right, it was kind of my idea.
379
00:15:26,739 --> 00:15:27,972
Son of a bitch.
380
00:15:28,074 --> 00:15:30,341
What, to take one area
of town that was crappy
381
00:15:30,443 --> 00:15:33,377
and gentrify it for the
local people to enjoy?
382
00:15:33,479 --> 00:15:34,878
I thought we could keep it contained!
383
00:15:34,981 --> 00:15:36,580
It doesn't contain.
384
00:15:36,682 --> 00:15:39,783
What's happened to South
Park is happening everywhere.
385
00:15:39,885 --> 00:15:41,819
30 miles south of here
in the town of Fairplay,
386
00:15:41,921 --> 00:15:45,489
they've changed an area north
of downtown into NODOFOPA.
387
00:15:45,591 --> 00:15:48,392
A run-down area south of
the capital in Cheyenne,
388
00:15:48,494 --> 00:15:51,729
Wyoming, is now historic SOCACHEYWO.
389
00:15:51,831 --> 00:15:53,430
Channel Street in mid-Chicago
390
00:15:53,532 --> 00:15:55,599
is being revitalized into Chimichanga.
391
00:15:55,701 --> 00:15:56,834
Oh, my God.
392
00:15:56,936 --> 00:16:00,571
LODO, SOBRO, RIVMO... All
happening at the same time.
393
00:16:00,673 --> 00:16:02,439
And it isn't just in the U.S.
394
00:16:02,541 --> 00:16:06,610
In Cairo, the area northwest
of the third pyramid is NoWE3Pi.
395
00:16:06,712 --> 00:16:09,413
Three miles north of
Auschwitz is NoMoAuchie.
396
00:16:09,515 --> 00:16:11,048
It goes on and on!
397
00:16:11,150 --> 00:16:12,416
What does it mean?
398
00:16:12,518 --> 00:16:15,552
In our town, it all started
when PC Principal arrived.
399
00:16:15,655 --> 00:16:17,755
He's part of a much larger conspiracy,
400
00:16:17,857 --> 00:16:19,223
and you're his lackey.
401
00:16:19,325 --> 00:16:20,457
Not me.
402
00:16:20,559 --> 00:16:22,326
If PC Principal has been using us,
403
00:16:22,428 --> 00:16:24,995
I'll take the bastard down myself.
404
00:16:26,656 --> 00:16:28,757
It's day two of the hunger strike
405
00:16:28,859 --> 00:16:31,159
started by the college-aged
fraternity brothers
406
00:16:31,261 --> 00:16:33,328
who are demanding that
all of South Park's
407
00:16:33,430 --> 00:16:35,297
community leaders step down.
408
00:16:35,399 --> 00:16:38,166
The PC frat brothers say
they've gone now two days
409
00:16:38,268 --> 00:16:39,801
without eating any pussy
410
00:16:39,903 --> 00:16:42,504
and will continue to do
so until people resign.
411
00:16:42,606 --> 00:16:45,373
Who is that reporter? Do we... know him?
412
00:16:45,475 --> 00:16:48,510
Tom, that's Bill Keegan, WCFO.
413
00:16:48,612 --> 00:16:51,446
Thanks, Brian. He's working
for the ads, obviously.
414
00:16:51,548 --> 00:16:52,747
Sellout douchebag.
415
00:16:52,850 --> 00:16:53,982
That's right, Tom.
416
00:16:54,084 --> 00:16:56,391
He was always a douchebag
at the conventions.
417
00:16:56,426 --> 00:16:58,108
Thanks, Rick. Stay dry.
418
00:16:58,288 --> 00:17:01,089
[Lock rattling]
419
00:17:01,191 --> 00:17:03,091
Leslie, come on.
420
00:17:03,193 --> 00:17:04,960
Jimmy, you're gonna help me?
421
00:17:05,062 --> 00:17:06,895
Yeah, I'm gonna help
you. I mean, come on.
422
00:17:08,365 --> 00:17:09,664
TOM: Jimmy!
423
00:17:09,766 --> 00:17:11,666
Oh, Jesus, he let her out!
424
00:17:11,768 --> 00:17:13,735
PC Principal is our enemy, not her.
425
00:17:13,837 --> 00:17:16,104
His dick is compromised. Stay back!
426
00:17:16,173 --> 00:17:17,339
It is not my dick.
427
00:17:17,424 --> 00:17:18,840
I'm thinking rationally and with logic.
428
00:17:18,926 --> 00:17:20,058
I am taking her out of here.
429
00:17:20,177 --> 00:17:23,678
Well, then, I'm sorry I
have to do this, Jimmy.
430
00:17:23,764 --> 00:17:25,897
Officer Barbrady, we need
you to shoot these kids.
431
00:17:26,016 --> 00:17:27,148
What?!
432
00:17:27,234 --> 00:17:29,150
The ad has gotten to him.
There's no time to argue.
433
00:17:29,236 --> 00:17:31,186
I'm not shooting any more kids!
434
00:17:31,321 --> 00:17:32,821
Do you want to save your town?!
435
00:17:32,906 --> 00:17:35,175
Officer Barbrady, we have to stop
PC Principal before it's too late!
436
00:17:35,239 --> 00:17:36,858
Barbrady, shoot them in their heads!
437
00:17:36,944 --> 00:17:39,194
No! I'm not shooting any more people...
438
00:17:39,279 --> 00:17:41,196
Not for you, not for anybody!
439
00:17:41,281 --> 00:17:43,498
You're making the worst
mistake of your life, officer.
440
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:44,950
Maybe so.
441
00:17:45,035 --> 00:17:47,702
All I know is I'm done shooting people.
442
00:17:47,788 --> 00:17:49,337
[Gunshot] Aah!
443
00:17:49,423 --> 00:17:51,790
Oh, sorry. Geez.
444
00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:53,341
Damn it!
445
00:17:56,713 --> 00:17:58,546
Think about it, you guys.
446
00:17:58,632 --> 00:18:00,215
From the moment PC Principal took over,
447
00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:01,716
Kyle's been different.
Haven't you noticed?
448
00:18:01,802 --> 00:18:02,550
Yeah.
449
00:18:02,636 --> 00:18:05,340
He's distracting us either because
he's too afraid or because he...
450
00:18:09,526 --> 00:18:11,142
What are you guys talking about?
451
00:18:11,228 --> 00:18:12,060
Nothing!
452
00:18:12,195 --> 00:18:13,728
Stan's calling you a traitor.
453
00:18:14,233 --> 00:18:15,113
What?!
454
00:18:15,232 --> 00:18:18,212
Kyle, I think it's pretty obvious you
don't want us investigating PC Principal.
455
00:18:18,372 --> 00:18:20,102
- And why do you think that, Stan, huh?
- I don't know.
456
00:18:20,286 --> 00:18:22,287
Because if anyone has a reason for us
457
00:18:22,406 --> 00:18:24,322
to not mess with PC Principal, it's you!
458
00:18:24,408 --> 00:18:27,242
Let's not forget that Stan's dad
is PC Principal's little bitch!
459
00:18:27,377 --> 00:18:28,576
[Laughs] That's a good point!
460
00:18:28,662 --> 00:18:29,794
I am loving this right now.
461
00:18:29,913 --> 00:18:31,246
My dad's stupid, not a bitch.
462
00:18:31,381 --> 00:18:32,747
This is about you being scared, Kyle!
463
00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:33,999
It is you, isn't it?
464
00:18:34,084 --> 00:18:35,667
That's why you're trying
to shift blame on me.
465
00:18:35,752 --> 00:18:37,585
That's very Cartman of you, Stan.
466
00:18:37,671 --> 00:18:38,586
Oh, that's low.
467
00:18:38,722 --> 00:18:40,472
Don't you dare call me a Cartman!
468
00:18:40,590 --> 00:18:41,423
No, that's good.
469
00:18:41,558 --> 00:18:42,974
Just keep on distracting everybody.
470
00:18:43,093 --> 00:18:44,342
It seems to be working, Cartman.
471
00:18:44,428 --> 00:18:45,844
[bleep] you, Kyle!
472
00:18:45,929 --> 00:18:47,312
Fight!
473
00:18:47,431 --> 00:18:49,481
[Indistinct shouting]
474
00:19:05,082 --> 00:19:07,115
Time to take this asshole down.
475
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,500
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Guys, whoa!
476
00:19:08,618 --> 00:19:10,368
We can't just go walking in there.
477
00:19:10,454 --> 00:19:11,670
Why not?
478
00:19:11,788 --> 00:19:14,622
This is a safe space.
We're not allowed past this.
479
00:19:14,758 --> 00:19:16,424
When you breach a college safe space,
480
00:19:16,510 --> 00:19:18,927
you're crossing the most
sacred human boundary there is.
481
00:19:19,012 --> 00:19:20,378
Oh, give me a break.
482
00:19:20,464 --> 00:19:22,464
No, no, no, no, no.
Look, this is very real
483
00:19:22,549 --> 00:19:24,466
and very important in PC culture.
484
00:19:24,601 --> 00:19:26,267
Every human has a right to a safe space.
485
00:19:26,353 --> 00:19:27,802
It cannot be entered.
486
00:19:27,888 --> 00:19:29,104
Yeah, it can. Watch.
487
00:19:30,307 --> 00:19:31,473
Wow, how did you...
488
00:19:32,359 --> 00:19:34,275
Whoa!
489
00:19:37,864 --> 00:19:40,148
Burning the midnight oil, huh, Nathan?
490
00:19:40,412 --> 00:19:42,150
- Jimmy!
- You son of a bitch.
491
00:19:42,285 --> 00:19:43,902
What have done to the Super School News?
492
00:19:43,987 --> 00:19:47,038
I was just holding down the
fort while you were away, Jim.
493
00:19:47,157 --> 00:19:49,290
Writing headlines sponsored
by PC Principal and the ads?
494
00:19:49,376 --> 00:19:50,458
How much did they pay you?!
495
00:19:50,544 --> 00:19:52,827
Please, Jimmy. I'm just
trying to survive here.
496
00:19:52,963 --> 00:19:54,462
Everyone's gonna know the truth, Nathan.
497
00:19:54,548 --> 00:19:56,809
We're getting a new edition of
the school paper out by morning.
498
00:19:56,843 --> 00:19:58,833
Everyone's going to
know all about the ads.
499
00:20:13,183 --> 00:20:14,849
[Laughing]
500
00:20:14,985 --> 00:20:16,434
Deal with him.
501
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:21,623
[Weakly] Leslie, I
thought we were b-besties.
502
00:20:21,725 --> 00:20:23,575
[Echoing] Hey there, big man.
503
00:20:23,693 --> 00:20:25,744
Editor of the school paper, huh?
504
00:20:25,862 --> 00:20:29,364
You still don't even
know half the story.
505
00:20:33,270 --> 00:20:34,602
It's clear.
506
00:20:36,139 --> 00:20:37,405
Where is everybody?
507
00:20:37,507 --> 00:20:39,541
I thought the news said
they're on a hunger strike.
508
00:20:39,626 --> 00:20:41,709
This doesn't make sense.
Someone's always here.
509
00:20:41,795 --> 00:20:43,378
Take a look at this!
510
00:20:46,967 --> 00:20:48,049
What the hell?
511
00:20:48,135 --> 00:20:50,518
It looks like he was researching this.
512
00:20:50,604 --> 00:20:52,387
You see this news story?
513
00:20:52,522 --> 00:20:55,890
If this is true, then PC
Principal was trying to help.
514
00:20:55,976 --> 00:20:57,392
Click on that. What is that?
515
00:20:57,527 --> 00:21:00,395
No, click out of that. What is this?
516
00:21:00,530 --> 00:21:03,898
[Laughter]
517
00:21:04,034 --> 00:21:05,567
So, then... So, then, Caitlyn says,
518
00:21:05,652 --> 00:21:07,485
"Look, bitch, you're
married to Bill Clinton.
519
00:21:07,571 --> 00:21:09,621
If anyone should be
afraid of AIDS, it's you."
520
00:21:09,739 --> 00:21:11,539
That stupid bitch had it coming.
521
00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:13,491
[Laughter]
522
00:21:13,577 --> 00:21:14,709
Oh, God, I love you, Cait.
523
00:21:14,795 --> 00:21:16,244
We are so gonna win the primaries.
524
00:21:16,329 --> 00:21:17,412
[Laughter]
525
00:21:17,547 --> 00:21:18,913
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. Wait, wait, wait.
526
00:21:19,049 --> 00:21:20,715
What... What were we doing again?
527
00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:23,450
[Doorbell rings]
528
00:21:25,444 --> 00:21:26,326
Leslie?
529
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:28,130
You're trying to find out
what's going on, right?
530
00:21:28,131 --> 00:21:30,060
But your friend is standing in your way?
531
00:21:30,061 --> 00:21:31,506
How do you know that...
532
00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:34,049
I can show you what's going
on, Kyle, but you have trust me.
533
00:21:34,505 --> 00:21:36,453
What's the last four digits of your soc?
534
00:21:37,479 --> 00:21:38,799
2692.
535
00:21:40,879 --> 00:21:43,906
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